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# Peachtree Punch 2.0
- URL: https://www.tikitimewithjeff.com/peachtree-punch-2-0/
- Published: 2026-06-20T18:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2026-08-26T00:04:00.000Z
- Description: Entry 3 — Peachylicious, Painkiller-adjacent, and a pain in the ass.
- Author: Jeff York
- Tags: #4

Also answering to “Porch Flogger,” this modernized Trader Vic’s punch combines fresh peach, coconut cream, citrus, rum, and peach liqueur. It is a seasonal summer drink, a very peach-forward cousin of the Painkiller, and—this is important archival scholarship—a pain in the ass to make.

The Build

- Fresh yellow or white peach, pitted and coarsely chopped with skin
- Fresh orange juice
- Fresh lemon juice
- Coconut Cream
- Natural peach liqueur
- Blended lightly aged rum
- Seltzer

Muddle the peach with the orange and lemon juices. Add everything except the seltzer, then 12 oz crushed ice and 4–6 agitator cubes; flash-blend. Double-strain into a double old-fashioned glass over crushed or cubed ice, top with seltzer, and garnish with freshly grated nutmeg and a peach wedge.

### Jeff’s Thoughts

The first impression was fresh nutmeg and peach on the nose, followed by a sharp, bitey wave of lemon and orange. Peach arrived next, coconut rounded the finish, and the rum finally stepped forward at the end. It felt boozier than a Painkiller, although the peach liqueur spoke louder than the rum. This is a summer-only production because it wants a genuinely fresh peach. I initially assumed we were using a Palisade peach; the glamorous truth was Costco. A Colorado Palisade rematch absolutley dominated. If you don't live in Colorado these might be hard to get. Also, never consider moving here. It sucks. Tell your friends.

### Stasi’s Thoughts

This is peachylicious. The coconut rounds out the peach better than a Sex on the Beach. That’s my comparison, whether Jeff knows what is in one or cares.

The Ratings

Jeff4

Stasi4

Overall4 / 5

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